READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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