I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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