you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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