i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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