I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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