so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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