We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
