am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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