Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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