That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Nicole vs. Life
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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