i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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