So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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