Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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