oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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