i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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