Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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