I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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