Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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