all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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