would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize