Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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