I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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