I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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