honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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