i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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