Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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