Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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