Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
