Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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