You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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