also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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