I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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