I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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