Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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