It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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