your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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