she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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