I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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