you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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