my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
