im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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