1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
