so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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