no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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