I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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