Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
vagina is talking i cant
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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