Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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