how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Never underestimate the power of titties
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