That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
operation have a gay friend backfired
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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