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(352): View more from Florida

He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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(716): View more from New York

do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?

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(212): View more from New York

It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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(816): View more from Missouri

God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.

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(361): View more from Texas

remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.

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