is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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