You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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