can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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