when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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